Why Have You ALL Liked A Photo From Tough Mudder?

by sheenclaven

Good evening sceptics. Tonight we dine on Tough Mudder.

Now I know talking about Facebook on a well respected blogging site such as WordPress is sort of like bringing up your favourite fart smells at the Queen’s dinner table, but I’ve noticed something very peculiar going on recently over there…all of my friends like a picture from Tough Mudder.

Any quick Google search will tell you that Tough Mudder is an endurance event series in which you leg it through mud and cow shit in order to prove how bloody brilliant you are. And I quite literally mean ANY Google search. I can’t avoid the fucking thing! As a fitnessaphobe (fatty), I have no great interest in the event whatsoever, and yet still my timeline is covered in the stuff. Also, I have a sneaky suspicion that the guy who runs Tough Mudder pretty much owns the internet. He probably forcibly took it, because he’s so ruddy fit and strong, as I’ve noticed you can find literally no bad press for it anywhere. Well here’s a little bit; STOP PESTERING ME WITH PICTURES OF MUD AND TWATS.

Jason Manford has been at it again. The only man on Earth who can’t get an erection without some form of gadget at hand, be it a webcam or a mobile phone. The latest revelations are that he paid a young woman £60 for a bit of a online shag. Notice there how I described her as a ‘young woman’, and not a stripper like every news outlet appears to have done. Her job title should have little relevance to the fact she’s stupid enough to accept a mere £60 from someone who is most likely a millionaire. Woman just can’t dig for gold like they used to, can they Kanye?

That’s me done for today. I don’t tend to beg for much (apart from crack and whippings), but if you have read this blog and have enjoyed it, please feel free to share it. Spread the love. If you’ve read it and you think it’s a pile of shit, then you should drop me a text some time, we have the same line of thinking.

Ta-ta.